Mature You deserve a Fn crown! Adult thank you card, Thank you card, Funny card, Many Thanks card, Thank you greeting card

$3.75 $5.00

Shipping to United States: $3.00


Ever feel like a thank you may not just be enough? Well, fuck it! We feel that way too! (By we, I mean me, since I run this shop myself.)

Thank your friend by giving them some bling and state in no uncertain terms that they are a f'n' queen and deserve a damn crown!

This listing is for a 4.25 x 5.5 inch card. Also enclosed is an A2 envelope in the color of your choice.




♥♥ Important Information ♥♥

♥ Please keep in mind that each monitor/computer has its own color settings; due to this, colors may vary slightly.

♥ Each card is printed on white or ivory matte 110lb index cardstock.

♥ Some of our cards come with unique hand-embellished glitter elements; which are painstakingly applied after printing each card by hand.

♥ The inside of each card is blank, so you can write whatever your little heart desires.



♥♥♥♥ Customer Reviews ♥♥♥♥

“I LOVE Four Letter Word Cards! Michelle shipped my card immediately and it was delivered in a timely manner. She left a personal note saying thank you for the purchase which was such an awesome touch. My boyfriend loved the card!” - kkmchale

“This is an awesome freaking card. I freaking love it. I will freaking order more freaking cards asap -- seller is freaking awesome.” - MomofBryce

"The card was so cute, and my friend loved it!! There was a nice thank you note inside and it was beautifully packaged. Thank you so much!!" - clarkma26

“These cards are the best! Highly recommend Michelle's shop to every human being inhabiting the earth. I still have the Christmas card I ordered displayed just because it's so marvelous! So glad I found this gem of a store. Thank you kindly!” - Nicole

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Want to add a little happiness to your order? We now offer rainbow glitter/confetti bags for an extra pop of color- you won't be disappointed!
https://www.etsy.com/listing/226871690/glitter-bags-glitter-funny-birthday-gift

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https://www.etsy.com/shop/FourLetterWordCards?section_id=16812522

Looking for the perfect way to express yourself? Check out our poster prints, sure to elicit laughter, or something.
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✉✉✉ Shipping Information ✉✉✉

✉ Items are shipped out within 1-3 business days of you placing the order. (Your first business day is the day after you placed your order.)

✉ All orders are sent via First Class with USPS- which generally takes around 5 business days, but may take longer, depending on the post office, weather etc. As much as we’d love to, we have no control over the Post Office. If there are any problems though, we’ll always do our best to fix the situation.

✉ Every order has a tracking number, which is emailed to you once your order has shipped.

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Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-3 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • Canada : 5 - 15 business days
  • North America : 3 - 5 business days
  • Europe : 5 - 30 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

Request a cancellation within: 0 hours of purchase

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Digital downloads

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Questions about your order?

Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Frequently Asked Questions

⭐ ⭐ ⭐ IMPORTANT 2021 HOLIDAY CUT OFF DATES! ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

PLEASE NOTE THAT AT THIS TIME, ANY ORDERS PLACED ON THE 16TH OF DECEMBER OR LATER MAY NOT ARRIVE IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS. USPS IS VERY BUSY AND DUE TO COVID, HAVE MINIMAL STAFFING

INTERNATIONAL ORDERS - NOVEMBER 20TH

STANDARD SHIPPING/FIRST CLASS - DECEMBER 15TH
PRIORITY SHIPPING/ MUG ORDERS - DECEMBER 17TH
UPGRADED PRIORITY EXPRESS - DECEMBER 20TH

IF YOU PLACE YOUR ORDERS ON OR BEFORE THESE CUT-OFF DATES, ACCORDING TO USPS, THEY SHOULD ARRIVE IN TIME BEFORE THE HOLIDAY.

I do my best to estimate the latest date you can order for special dates. Occasionally things are out of my control though, due to weather delays, covid protocol, USPS emergencies etc. Please understand I do everything in my power to ensure your items arrive on time. ♥

Greeting Card Care instructions

Please don't get your cards wet! They are inkjet printed, which means the ink may run if wet. The same goes for any poster prints. I use a high quality photograph inkjet printer - it prints amazing, but the ink will still run when wet.

Coffee Mug Care instructions

Mugs should be hand-washed and are microwave safe. WOOT!

Incorrect Address

I do my best to make things as easy as possible for you, however I do ask that you ensure correct shipping addresses.

We ship to the address provided at the time of your order. I am more than happy to change a shipping address for you, if it's incorrect and I've not shipped it out. However if the address is incorrect and your order is returned - you will be responsible for additional shipping costs. If you do not respond- you'll be refunded for the product, minus all shipping costs charged by USPS.

If your order had free shipping and is returned due to incorrect address, you will be responsible for additional shipping charges. you prefer a refund, you'll be refunded product cost, minus incurred shipping fees, due to incorrect address.

What are business days?

Orders ship on business days - which are Monday through Friday. Saturday and Sunday are the weekend and my days to actually rest and replenish.

Issues with USPS

If there is any issue with USPS delivering a package, you need to notify us IMMEDIATELY! USPS can only track a package so long, so if you contact us a month after it was delivered, USPS may not be able to investigate any problems. We want to help you, but we are constrained within timeframes USPS uses. Please let us know of any problems within 15 days. THANK YOU!

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You can view our most up-to-date privacy policies here -
https://www.fourletterwordcards.rocks/pages/privacy-policy

PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT IF YOU ORDER THROUGH ETSY - WE CANNOT SEND YOU MARKETING INFORMATION IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM, UNLESS YOU OPT IN TO RECEIVE EMAILS THROUGH OUR DIRECT WEBSITE.

WE ONLY CONTACT YOU THROUGH PERSONAL EMAIL IF WE ARE UNABLE TO RECEIVE A RESPONSE THROUGH ETSY CONVERSATIONS.

THE ONLY APIS USED ON ETSY, ARE FOR ETSY RESEARCH ONLY. PROGRAMS USED ARE MARMALEAD, VELA, QUICKBOOKS AND ETSY RANK. THEY MUST ADHERE TO SECURITY MEASURES TO PROTECT THEIR OWN DATA, SET BY ETSY INC.

ETSY HAS ITS OWN PRIVACY POLICY, WHICH YOU CAN VIEW THROUGH THEIR WEBSITE.

COVID 19 UPDATES - SHIPPING!

USPS is working hard to deliver packages as quickly as possible. Because of covid, there have been more delays with packages, missing packages etc. Because of the delays - I cannot guarantee items will arrive before a certain date. It's totally out of my control - even if I'd prefer otherwise. Please be kind and understanding. I truly want you to have your order and will do whatever I can to make it happen - however please also be aware of the situation at hand and know that there may be delays. If you have ANY questions or concerns, don't hesitate to contact me through Etsy. I am here to help you and am happy to do so!

COVID 19 UPDATES - SAFETY!

DUE TO BEING MY MOM'S FULL TIME CAREGIVER, WE'VE BEEN SOCIAL DISTANCING SINCE FEBRUARY 2020. (Which means we only go out for grocery shopping, which happens once every 3-4 weeks.) We take the utmost caution when shopping and use hand sanitizer/mask to ensure we keep ourselves safe. When packaging orders, I wash my hands and use a disinfected/clean surface to package all orders - ensuring not to touch my face. Safety is my number one priority!

Reviews (6)

Average:

If I could buy a lifetime supply of these, I would. I love these cards!


I want to buy a pack of 100 of this card. It’s perfect for any occasion and makes my friends giggle when I give it to them— I actually found this bc Someone gave me this card and it made me laugh every time I looked at it on my desk! Spot on and the only thing that could make it better is if I could buy a massive pack of them!



Seller rushed it out to me and the card was a HUGE hit! Thanks for being so gracious. Truly a pleasure.



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