Mature Holiday Card, Holiday Card, Christmas Card, Funny Holiday Card, Funny Christmas Card, Funny Greeting, Seasons Greeting, Handmade Card
$6.95
We all know that darn song, it's a classic! And now, we've added our own Four Letter Word Cards spin on it, uh, because why not? Now buy this damn card and send it to EVERYONE you know!
This listing is for a 4.25 x 5.5 inch card. Also enclosed is an A2 envelope in the color of your choice.
♥♥ Important Information ♥♥
♥ Our cards are vibrant and colorful- we’ve taken the time to design fun cards to match that colorful personality of yours! Please keep in mind that each monitor/computer has its own color settings; due to this, colors may vary slightly.
♥ Each card is printed on smooth, luxurious white 110lb index cardstock.
♥ Some of our cards come with unique hand-embellished glitter elements; which are painstakingly applied after printing each card by hand. They’ll add that special twinkle, sure to amp up the awesome!
♥ The inside of each card is blank, so you can write whatever your little heart desires. Be witty, snarky, sweet or daring. The inside is your moment to shine!
♥♥♥♥ Customer Reviews ♥♥♥♥
“I love everything I've ever purchased from this shop, but especially this card! The service is great, as well. My purchases always arrive on time and I am treated like a friend and not just a customer. I will continue buying from this shop!” - Kaitlin G
“This is an awesome freaking card. I freaking love it. I will freaking order more freaking cards asap -- seller is freaking awesome.” - MomofBryce
"I can't believe this card even existed?! I searched Google and voila!! There it was. It literally made the recipient cry; she loved it so much. Great work! I also loved the note and confetti that came along with it. I will definitely purchase more." - Avogel83
“These cards are the best! Highly recommend Michelle's shop to every human being inhabiting the earth. I still have the Christmas card I ordered displayed just because it's so marvelous! So glad I found this gem of a store. Thank you kindly!” - Nicole
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✉✉✉ Shipping Information ✉✉✉
✉ Items are shipped out within 1-3 business days of you placing the order. (Your first business day is the day after you placed your order.)
✉ All orders are sent via First Class with USPS- which generally takes around 5 business days for orders shipped within the USA, but may take longer, depending on the post office, weather etc. As much as we’d love to, we have no control over the Post Office. If there are any problems though, we’ll always do our best to fix the situation.
✉ International orders generally take 1-2 weeks for delivery - but can take longer. Customs may take some time to process orders; their turnaround is completely up to their discretion. Past orders to international locations have taken around a week and a half.
✉ Every order has a tracking number, which is emailed to you once your order has shipped.
NEED SOMETHING SOONER? Be sure to select the type of shipping you want when checking out.
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Shipping from United States
Processing time
1 business day
Estimated shipping times
- Canada : 5 - 15 business days
- North America : 3 - 5 business days
- Europe : 5 - 30 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Questions about your order?
Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Frequently Asked Questions
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ IMPORTANT 2024 HOLIDAY CUT OFF DATES! ⭐ ⭐ ⭐
PLEASE NOTE THAT AT THIS TIME, ANY ORDERS PLACED ON THE 16TH OF DECEMBER OR LATER MAY NOT ARRIVE IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS. USPS IS VERY BUSY AND DUE TO COVID, HAS MINIMAL STAFFING. I AM SHIPPING EVERY ORDER OUT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE BUT DELIVERY TIMES ARE OUT OF MY CONTROL.
INTERNATIONAL ORDERS - NOVEMBER 20TH
STANDARD SHIPPING/FIRST CLASS - DECEMBER 15TH
PRIORITY SHIPPING/ MUG ORDERS - DECEMBER 17TH
UPGRADED PRIORITY EXPRESS - DECEMBER 20TH
IF YOU PLACE YOUR ORDERS ON OR BEFORE THESE CUT-OFF DATES, ACCORDING TO USPS, THEY SHOULD ARRIVE IN TIME BEFORE THE HOLIDAY.
Greeting Card Care instructions
Please don't get your cards wet! They are inkjet printed, which means the ink may run if wet. The same goes for any poster prints. I use a high quality photograph inkjet printer - it prints amazing, but the ink will still run when wet.
Coffee Mug Care instructions
Mugs should be hand-washed and are microwave safe. WOOT!
Incorrect Address
I do my best to make things as easy as possible for you, however I do ask that you ensure correct shipping addresses.
We ship to the address provided at the time of your order. I am more than happy to change a shipping address for you, if it's incorrect and I've not shipped it out. However if the address is incorrect and your order is returned - you will be responsible for additional shipping costs. If you do not respond- you'll be refunded for the product, minus all shipping costs charged by USPS.
If your order had free shipping and is returned due to incorrect address, you will be responsible for additional shipping charges. you prefer a refund, you'll be refunded product cost, minus incurred shipping fees, due to incorrect address.
What are business days?
Orders ship on business days - which are Monday through Friday. Saturday and Sunday are the weekend and my days to actually rest and replenish.
Issues with USPS
If there is any issue with USPS delivering a package, you need to notify us IMMEDIATELY! USPS can only track a package so long, so if you contact us a month after it was delivered, USPS may not be able to investigate any problems. We want to help you, but we are constrained within timeframes USPS uses. Please let us know of any problems within 15 days. THANK YOU!
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https://www.fourletterwordcards.rocks/pages/privacy-policy
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COVID 19 UPDATES - SHIPPING!
USPS is working hard to deliver packages as quickly as possible. Because of covid, there have been more delays with packages, missing packages etc. Because of the delays - I cannot guarantee items will arrive before a certain date. It's totally out of my control - even if I'd prefer otherwise. Please be kind and understanding. I truly want you to have your order and will do whatever I can to make it happen - however please also be aware of the situation at hand and know that there may be delays. If you have ANY questions or concerns, don't hesitate to contact me through Etsy. I am here to help you and am happy to do so!
COVID 19 UPDATES - SAFETY!
DUE TO BEING MY MOM'S FULL TIME CAREGIVER, WE'VE BEEN SOCIAL DISTANCING SINCE FEBRUARY 2020. (Which means we only go out for grocery shopping, which happens once every 3-4 weeks.) We take the utmost caution when shopping and use hand sanitizer/mask to ensure we keep ourselves safe. When packaging orders, I wash my hands and use a disinfected/clean surface to package all orders - ensuring not to touch my face. Safety is my number one priority!
Reviews (5)
Average:
Dec 22, 2019
Suzanne Easter
Jan 25, 2017
Suzanne Easter
Jan 24, 2017
Christina Tadros
Dec 14, 2016
Awesome job at making sure the package looks beautiful when it arrives. I love the glitter that's added too. So neatly done! Thank you!
leahhills1
Dec 5, 2016
This is my third year getting Christmas cards from Michelle and Four Letter Word Cards and they never disappoint. Nothing goes together better than glitter, Christmas, and cursing! My cards came packaged adorably and are just amazing! The quality of them is great, too, they're sturdy little guys and the envelopes are really nice as well. Thanks so much!!!
Nicole Peters