Use this cheery little tote bag to remind yourself that life doesn't always go as planned! It's unpredictable, which can be a bit of good and bad. Fear not though, this tote is predictable - it will carry your shit! YAY!
♥♥ Important Information ♥♥
♥ Our tote bags are 100% natural cotton
♥ Each tote measures 15 x 16 inches
♥ Our tote bags are produced in small batches. Be sure to get them before they sell out!
♥♥♥♥ Customer Reviews ♥♥♥♥
“Michelle is the bomb diggity. Her pieces are unique and hilarious! She quality checks every piece and won't send it to the customer unless it's as described and up to her high standards! This is the third or fourth purchase I've made from her shop and I love seeing her business grow!” - Jesscia M.
“I bought this mug for a friend, she loves it. I want one for myself!” - Lani
“Thank you for a great mug! He loves it. He took it to work to drink his coffee. It gets lots of laughs.” - Patricia K.
"I loved everything about it! The card, the package! It felt like thought and care was really put into everything and I felt like a valued customer when receiving it. Plus, the card and other items in the shop are really cute and funny. Would definitely order again and recommend to others" - Jacf03
“Best card I've ever bought! Quality is amazing and it's so funny! Love the personal note that came with my order too. I'm definitely going to be buying more!” - Lauren
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✉✉✉ Shipping Information ✉✉✉
✉ Turn around times vary for each item. You can check the turn around time for the items you're interested in, by clicking on the Shipping & Policies tab. We try to ship out everything as quickly as possible, however it can take the full amount of time listed. If you need something by a specific date, please email us with the request. We'll do everything in our power to make it happen!
✉ All orders are sent via First Class with USPS- which generally takes around 5 business days for orders shipped within the USA, but may take longer, depending on the post office, weather etc. As much as we’d love to, we have no control over the Post Office. If there are any problems though, we’ll always do our best to fix the situation.
✉ International orders generally take around 15 business days for delivery - but can take longer. Customs may take some time to process orders; their turnaround is completely at their discretion. Past orders to international orders have taken around 2 weeks, but that can change depending on customs and things out of our control.
✉ Every order has a tracking number, which is emailed to you once your order has shipped.
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1-2 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 0 hours of purchase
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
PLEASE NOTE THAT AT THIS TIME, ANY ORDERS PLACED ON THE 16TH OF DECEMBER OR LATER MAY NOT ARRIVE IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS. USPS IS VERY BUSY AND DUE TO COVID, HAVE MINIMAL STAFFING
INTERNATIONAL ORDERS - NOVEMBER 20TH
STANDARD SHIPPING/FIRST CLASS - DECEMBER 15TH
PRIORITY SHIPPING/ MUG ORDERS - DECEMBER 17TH
UPGRADED PRIORITY EXPRESS - DECEMBER 20TH
IF YOU PLACE YOUR ORDERS ON OR BEFORE THESE CUT-OFF DATES, ACCORDING TO USPS, THEY SHOULD ARRIVE IN TIME BEFORE THE HOLIDAY.
I do my best to estimate the latest date you can order for special dates. Occasionally things are out of my control though, due to weather delays, covid protocol, USPS emergencies etc. Please understand I do everything in my power to ensure your items arrive on time. ♥
Please don't get your cards wet! They are inkjet printed, which means the ink may run if wet. The same goes for any poster prints. I use a high quality photograph inkjet printer - it prints amazing, but the ink will still run when wet.
Mugs should be hand-washed and are microwave safe. WOOT!
I do my best to make things as easy as possible for you, however I do ask that you ensure correct shipping addresses.
We ship to the address provided at the time of your order. I am more than happy to change a shipping address for you, if it's incorrect and I've not shipped it out. However if the address is incorrect and your order is returned - you will be responsible for additional shipping costs. If you do not respond- you'll be refunded for the product, minus all shipping costs charged by USPS.
If your order had free shipping and is returned due to incorrect address, you will be responsible for additional shipping charges. you prefer a refund, you'll be refunded product cost, minus incurred shipping fees, due to incorrect address.
Orders ship on business days - which are Monday through Friday. Saturday and Sunday are the weekend and my days to actually rest and replenish.
If there is any issue with USPS delivering a package, you need to notify us IMMEDIATELY! USPS can only track a package so long, so if you contact us a month after it was delivered, USPS may not be able to investigate any problems. We want to help you, but we are constrained within timeframes USPS uses. Please let us know of any problems within 15 days. THANK YOU!
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PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT IF YOU ORDER THROUGH ETSY - WE CANNOT SEND YOU MARKETING INFORMATION IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM, UNLESS YOU OPT IN TO RECEIVE EMAILS THROUGH OUR DIRECT WEBSITE.
WE ONLY CONTACT YOU THROUGH PERSONAL EMAIL IF WE ARE UNABLE TO RECEIVE A RESPONSE THROUGH ETSY CONVERSATIONS.
THE ONLY APIS USED ON ETSY, ARE FOR ETSY RESEARCH ONLY. PROGRAMS USED ARE MARMALEAD, VELA, QUICKBOOKS AND ETSY RANK. THEY MUST ADHERE TO SECURITY MEASURES TO PROTECT THEIR OWN DATA, SET BY ETSY INC.
USPS is working hard to deliver packages as quickly as possible. Because of covid, there have been more delays with packages, missing packages etc. Because of the delays - I cannot guarantee items will arrive before a certain date. It's totally out of my control - even if I'd prefer otherwise. Please be kind and understanding. I truly want you to have your order and will do whatever I can to make it happen - however please also be aware of the situation at hand and know that there may be delays. If you have ANY questions or concerns, don't hesitate to contact me through Etsy. I am here to help you and am happy to do so!
DUE TO BEING MY MOM'S FULL TIME CAREGIVER, WE'VE BEEN SOCIAL DISTANCING SINCE FEBRUARY 2020. (Which means we only go out for grocery shopping, which happens once every 3-4 weeks.) We take the utmost caution when shopping and use hand sanitizer/mask to ensure we keep ourselves safe. When packaging orders, I wash my hands and use a disinfected/clean surface to package all orders - ensuring not to touch my face. Safety is my number one priority!
Apr 30, 2021
Naughtiness made cute!! I love it!!! Fast shipping.
Jul 23, 2020
I got this for my daughter she is in a management position . The bag was beautifully done and packaged with extra special touches. I will be purchasing from this site again. I love it may order me one.
Feb 14, 2018
Feb 7, 2018
This bag is THE best! Yes, it's cute, but the quality is also really great; I've had screen printed totes where the ink cracks and peels off almost immediately, but this still looks perfect after 2 months of use. Michelle also has the best packaging around, it's like getting a gift from a magical unicorn in the mail.
Nov 27, 2017
I bought this bag as a gift, and my friend LOVED it. It is very well made and is the perfect size.